I don't bother hiding my face, my hair stands out to much, and yet only... um... 7 people really see me.

10 Things I Wish I Could Say To People:

1. You’re such an amazing friend, I wish I was even a billionth as amazing as you.
2. F*** off I hate you.
3. Why does everyone think that Pricey and I should go out?
4. I mean... PRICEY!!!
5. I want to feel your windpipe get crushed under my hands, but I will get thrown in prison, so for my own benefit (and yours I guess) I will resist.
6. Why don't you notice me, it's not like I blend in.
7. Why me.
8. I love you, or at least, I think that's what I'm feeling.
9. You think I'm f***ed up, I'm not as bad as my mum.
10 I wish I knew my friends ages ago, life's too short to only discover them now.


Nine things about myself:

1. I think I'm depressed.
2. I'm terrified of shrinks so I refuse to go ask one if I am.
3. I'm ranga.
4. I think all three of the above are related.
5. I don't care if people tease me, so number three isn't the cause of number 1.
6. The things that come out of my mouth aren't anywhere near as bad as the things that go on under my hair.
7. Very brightly coloured nail polish is normal.
8. My old chicken was called Rosie and my aunt is called Trisha.
9. Sushi and pokey and origami and everything Japanese is too cool for me to tamper with.

Eight ways to win my heart:

1. Got to have a sarcastic and cynical sense of humour.
2. Down-to-earth, must be able to take the piss of themselves.
3. Understanding. Patient always..
4. Have cool hair and nice teeth.
5. Be tall (shut up).
6. Understand my flaws. Laugh at them, overlook them. Appreciate them.
7. Intraverted is nice, but open all the same.
8. Must be just as psychotic as I am.

Seven things that cross my mind a lot:

1. Psycology stuff, I know, I'm terrified of shrinks and yet this.
2. Poetic stuff.
3. How people perceive me.
4. Music.
5. The 21st of December, 2012. (or is it the 22nd)
6. The future, mainly to do with space.
7. Does my butt look big in this? Do my shoulders look manly?


Six things I do before I fall asleep:

1. Shower.
2. Change into pj’s.
3. Brush teeth.
4. Watch TV
5. Read
6. Be an insomniac and invision alternate universes.

Five places I want to visit:

1. The Aural Mountains, in Russia.
2. The moon. And the rest of space.
3. Canada.
4. Las Vegas, and visit lots of Casinos.
5. Japan.

Four things I'm wearing right now:

1. Half of my school uniform.
2. Underwear.
3. Hair lackey on my arm.
4. Expression of... something.

Three bands that I listen to often:

1. Black Eyed Peas.
2. Tim Minchin (even though he's not a band)
3. Circ du Soleil CD's (ditto no. 2)

Two things I want to do before I die:

1. Publish my poems (all of them)
2. Compose music that becomes the soundtrack to a movie.

One confession:

1. I should have been born either in the 1500's, or when people live in space.